Drink in Public Fridays

All your drinks are belong to us! If you didn't already know, movie projectors work better in proportion to your Blood Alcohol Content. Let's see what movies are coming out this week, shall we?

Anonymous

Anonymous - Uncover the code to this William Shakespearacy that threatens to tear our modern world apart... A-B-A-B.

The Double

The Double - An agent tracks a killer who is the agent tracking the killer... Topher Grace co-stars in this unlikely sequel to In Good Company.

In Time

In Time - Justin Timberlake is bringing mortality back... you future bourgeoisie don't know how to act.

Puss in Boots

Puss in Boots - Meow that Shrek is living happily ever after, it's time for kitty to mark his territory.

There you have it! A bunch of new releases worth the cocktail, but not even in the same league as our chosen film. You'd better be excited, since this week's movie is none other than...

The Rum Diary

Yeah, we expect great drinking to go along with The Rum Diary. Johnny Depp returns as a fictionalized Hunter S. Thompson in Puerto Rico. I mean, the movie is telling you how to have a good time. Just plan on treating your body like a diary, and make rum your pen. Seriously, you need to Doogie Howser that shit. See you next week!

Cheers!
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