Another workweek... another reason to drink. Leave the clubbing to people with a taste for that oontz-oontz music. Who wants to pay for overpriced well drinks, anyway? Let's see what came out this week, shall we?
Atrocious - It's found footage with subtitles... brought to you by Bloody Disgusting Selects.
Attack the Block - Underage hooligans protect their neighbors from an alien invasion.
The Countess - An older lady kills younger ladies to stay a sexy lady.
Faces in the Crowd - A woman suffering from face-blindness isn't very good at identifying her stalker.
Mardi Gras: Spring Break - A group of friends go to Mardi Gras to drink and have sex... yeah, that about sums it up.
Mothman - Jewel Staite fights the Mothman in this Syfy original movie.
The People vs. George Lucas - Documentary proving that hell hath no fury like a g33k scorned, Lucas.
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale - A crew unearths the primordial Santa Claus in this Finnish awesome fest.
A Serbian Film - A retired porn star does some insane crazy shit in this NC-17 film, which is getting banned all over the place.
Winnie the Pooh - Pooh goes after that honey, and the rest of his buddies are there for the fun ride.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings - We go back in time as people keep making wrong turns, and getting murder killed as a result.
Have you already figured out our movie of the week? If not, it's Captain America: The First Avenger. Dude has a shield, and he throws it in Nazi faces. Who doesn't want to raise a glass to that? Stay tuned, as we'll have a themed beverage come this weekend.
Cheers!
GOREHOUND vs. LOVEBIRD
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