Drink in Public Fridays

Sometimes, you just need to drink around other people... in a darkened room. As a movie plays in the background. Yeah, I said background. You've been drinking. Who knows what direction you're facing? Here's a quick rundown of what's opening this weekend, and then what we think is your best chance at a good time.

Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey - Elmo isn't real, and this documentary exposes the cover-up with a whole lot of cuteness.

The Catechism Cataclysm - Who doesn't want to take a priest out canoeing as all hell breaks loose?

Johnny English Reborn - Rowan Atkinson is to spies, what Mr. Bean is to regular people.

Margin Call - A ginormous ensemble cast reminds us that big business is evil, and all they ask for is a few Oscars in return.

Martha Marcy May Marlene - Which came first, the crazy girl or the cult?

The Three Muskateers - Presented in 3D(umas), guys with swords fight other guys with swords.

Now, who's ready to get scared? Because nothing is scarier than Paranormal Activity 3 after a couple of shots. You'll see stuff that isn't even there. Pregame. Postgame. During the game. Catch a screening at your local cineplex this weekend, and make the most of it! Just don't forget to designate that driver.

Cheers!
GOREHOUND vs. LOVEBIRD